heterophobianca:

livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

scarletsamhain:

willy wonka and I are one

Panic! At the Disco Bohemian Rhapsody
Panic! At the Disco
Bohemian Rhapsody

sparrowwitharrows:

I’m shocked and appalled at how good this is. 

siskatadam:

welcome to the UK where there’s a whole storyline and website due to a joke that started 4 years ago about how market sounds like meerkat

1st shading session done 😏😏😏
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1st shading session done 😏😏😏

bandtasies:

A summary of Jack Barakat

Everyone else: JACK NO

Jack: JACK YES

A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities

  • Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
  • Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
  • Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
  • Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
  • Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
  • Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
  • Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato